Ha. So. Do you keep misplacing your tools while you're crocheting? I thought it might just be me because I crochet lying down so much, but I know that
has this problem too because she just left a comment about it, so maybe it is a universal problem? And it drives me crazy, because the reason I crochet lying down is because sitting or standing up hurts, so when I can't find my damn scissors and have to get up and shake everything to find them again it is very counter-productive.
So I have invented the Crochet Utility Sleeve. I am sure this has been invented by lots of other people before me, but I haven't seen them so I am inventing it too.
It is pretty straight forward. It's a sleeve. I used four different yarns and four different hook sizes so that I could fit all my differently sized hooks scissors needles and other accouterments in snugly without them slipping out all over the place.
It's great. My life is better already. I recommend you all make your own- I seriously doubt you need a pattern but if you want pointers I will happily supply them in the comments section. When you make them you should post pictures too! We can start a new fad. Be careful when sticking the scissors in, they are sharp.
I haven't contributed any mad science to scraps in ages, have I? There will be more soon. I'm being very prolific.